I have the tendency to leave without notice or just barely any notice at all. I guess you can say that by doing that makes me an asshole or a jerk or a dick and I’m fine with that. Call me anything really and I’ll add it on to the list.

So if you don’t already know, here’s my warning to you: I’ll probably end up fucking you over or exude an excessive amount of “asshole-like” traits. Just saying.